Friday, December 20, 2013

Leno on Duck Dynasty dispute

Dim Crims: Smoking backward

Deputies said they arrested Christy Bostic-Petrain, 38, of New Smyrna Beach, Fla. after they suspected she was intoxicated when they saw her fumbling with her seat belt and smoking a cigarette backward. She blew more than twice the legal limit through a Breathalyzer. An 11-year-old boy in the car was turned over to a family member.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Even UNinsured hate ObamaCare

A New York Times poll released today says that the uninsured dislike Obamacare even more than the insured. From The New York Times piece:
"Fifty-three percent of the uninsured disapprove of the law, the poll found, compared with 51 percent of those who have health coverage. A third of the uninsured say the law will help them personally, but about the same number think it will hurt them, with

Cartoon: Chip Bok


Cartoon: Nate Beeler

[The Columbus Dispatch]

Barack Obama's Diary: Nyaaa, nyaaa, Vladimir...

Dear Diary: It's been like old times these past few days. As I spooned up the last of my Froot Loops this morning, my iPresidentophone burst into the familiar harmonies of the Moscow Steel Foundry Male Voice Choir singing Keep the Red Flag Flying. "Good Morning, Vladimir" I said, for it was he. "How are we this fine morning? "
"You know I hate false bonhomie, Obamavitch."
 "Well then, cut to