Progress Notes: Patient 540463, Obama Barack H.

12/18/13: Patient is looking haggard. He tearfully admitted that he has been banished from the marital bedroom for flirting with the Danish Prime Minister  and has been sleeping on a couch since returning from Mandela's memorial. I also suspect he has been indulging in a particularly potent variety of African weed called Durban Poison, because he seems to be permanently confused. He insists